I was getting ready for work this morning when I came to the conclusion that I want to be James Bond.
And not any of the older one's from the last 40 years, but this new badass Daniel Craig Bond. I know a lot of purists thinks this new rendition is totally of key, but who cares what they say cause the character is rocking.
I see now that I have been subconsciously positioning myself for this transition ever since the launch of Casino Royale.
I have always had devilishly good looks.
I now drive a British sports car.
I prefer hard liquor to the more commonly consumed beer.
I live a secret life, where nobody understands me.
I like gadgets.
I look great in a suit.
Wow. When you list it like that, it sounds like a am Bond.
I downloaded the theme song from casino royale the other day. You, know the Chriss Cornell one.
"So you know my name..."
It's powerful. I feel like cracking skulls and jumping through windows when I hear it.
I listened to it all day on Tuesday.
Drove my colleagues nuts.
And every day so far, when I hop into my MG its the first track i listen to for the day.
I think I'm going to go with this.
Next time I walk into a bar I'm gonna say:
"Bartender, I want a drink.
3 measures of Gordons,
1 Measure of Vodka,
Half a measure of white Vermouth
Shake that vigourously in a chilled mixer and serve with a long thin sliver of lemon peel..."
