Capetonification

The picture above is a medievil representation of King Alcohol (Mah man) and his Prime Minister.

Alcohol.
Some say, it'll kill ya.
I say, it'll thrill ya. It's been getting people fucked since they crawled out from under a stone.
And why's that a bad thing?
You like it. Go on. admit it.
Sure, throw speeding objects into the equation, and people get hurt. People get killed.
But that's life. You gotta die one way or another.
Nobody's innocent. despite what you think of yourself.
You're an asshole. So am I. Difference is, you're on your own side, so you're always thinking that there's some sort of light in you.
Maybe your're right. But tell me that when you've got some proof.
Like you saved a drowning baby from bloody shark infested water.
Then we'll talk.
Until then, kick it back with mother theresa and swap some tales. She'll tell you to get fucked.
Then go have a drink.
And get fucked.