Capetonification

At 22:00 I hit the send button. The text goes through the necessary conversion so that my letter of resignation can be delivered to it's intended recipients.

Tonight, I turn the page on one of the longest chapters in my life.

I sip the half-full glass of Jack Daniels in toast to these times.

Some were shitty. Most were good.
It brought out the best, and the worst in me.
I sucked up a lot of shit, gave up a lot of my life, my time, saw opportunities that should have been mine, disappear without a so much as a second of consideration.
Yet friends were made. Deeds were done.
They were formative years.
They taught me perfection in the pursuit of all things.
They taught me how to deal with tough situations.
They molded me into a bone-breaking fucking asshole.
They showed me I could lead.

Most of all, they gave me the confidence to know I could achieve a whole lot more than I ever thought I could.

It's going to be a fly in a lotta folks' ointment.
There will be harsh words.
Might even be a few tears.
But all things, ultimately, must end.

Goodbye eNetworks.

It's been swell.