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Definitions 2010
04/07/10
Definitions 2010
Here are a couple of updated definitions, covering various topics, according to me:
valentine's day - n. Secular holiday on global calendar denoting gifts of flowers, chocolates, money, or whatever a man can find to guarantee some no holds barred sex.
love - n. a ploy to get to the pussy in the hopes to elicit some guaranteed, recurring pussy
relationship - n. Guaranteed, recurring pussy
marriage - n. Guaranteed, recurring pussy you (or your lady's parents) don't have to feel bad about.
humans - n. A highly contagious sexually transmitted disease. A common strain dominant throughout the planet Earth. Not easy to kill or eradicate.
Capetonification - n. An affliction common amongst the denizens of the Mother City. Characterized by a generally snooty, sarcastic or haughty demeanor while at the same time expressing the ability to completely disregard the general flow of the time/space continuum. The afflicted are governed by a pack mentality, dictating migration patterns and the selection of regular watering holes. Collectively termed a 'clique'. Indigenous individuals are generally born into this behavior while new arrivals tend to enter a gestation period whereupon the habits are unintentionally and unconsciously acquired. Treatment is simple: Shotgun blast to the face. Fortunately no alternatives exist.
Table Mountain - n. Capetonian Monument. Not Really a mountain. Not really a table. Casts shade of the denizens of the Mother City, giving them the impression that they are cool. Leading contributor to Capetonification.
E.T - n. Acronym for the famed Eugene Terre’Blanche. Leader of the famed AWB, South Africa's equivalent of the Klu Klux Klan. The prime example of everything that was wrong with white South Africa. Recently introduced to a machete, face first. Probably by Julius Malema.
Poes - n. Historically Afrikaans slang for vagina. As in "your mother's vagina". Usually put to use by drunk street going lower-end South Africans.
More contemporary meaning of POES refers strictly to ANC Youth League Leader, Julius Malema. Usually put to use by anyone calling themselves a South African.
That concludes this portion of Definitions 2010.
Please stay tuned for further updates.
Thank you
- Professor Tony Conrad -
2 comments
In the 70’s and 80’s in South Afirca the slang word for vagina was “poes". In the United States it was always “pussy". In South Africa, “pussy” really did mean a cat and was only worthy of sophomoric giggles since it was close in sound to “poes". So now in 2010 South Africa, is it “pussy” or “poes” to refer to a vagnia?
Pussy has very much been embraced as slang for vagina thanks to the American influence.
In actual fact it is the preferred method of referring to a lady’s bits.
These days Poes is more on par with Cunt.
It’s usually put into use when raising the stakes on a slang war. So you can call a pussy a poes (Although the person attached to it might not appreciate it), or you can call someone like bob mugabe, or julius malema, or ryan seacrest a complete and utter POES.
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