Tag: "pussy"

Pages: 1 2

10/07/10

  02:32:08 pm, by   , 386 words  
Categories: Tales from a Pervert

Taming the cock

Do you know what the problem with humanity is?.........The cock.And I don't mean a rooster.I mean the awesome, well-cut, lady-pleasing appendage I am attached to.Don't get me wrong. I'm all for the MAN in MANkind, and I'm no Oprah Winfrey f… more »

09/28/10

  04:17:18 pm, by   , 327 words  
Categories: Tales from a Pervert

Get that clit

A while back I went to the Sexpo that is held annually at the CTICC. It's a fun day out.Usually I hate walking around those expos, but this one managed to pique my interest. There were strippers, and books on sex, kama sutra inspired calendars, smut… more »

07/31/10

  01:22:56 pm, by   , 968 words  
Categories: Tales from a Pervert

Doctor, Doctor

The waiting room had your usual collection or sorry looking types: a tired, young mother: four kids in tow, the youngest a snot-nosed toddler fresh off the tit.At the other sat a couple of old frail ladies waiting for death to take them while they did… more »

06/15/10

  09:29:31 pm, by   , 2118 words  
Categories: Tales from a Pervert

Power

I met Stacy at an up-and-coming Eatery in the Summer of 2009.By up-and-coming I mean sleazy and by Eatery I mean bar.I forget the details, but it was in Woodstock. The hour was late (or early if you counted from 00:00) and I was several pints of beer… more »

05/26/10

  08:25:31 am, by   , 1060 words  
Categories: Tales from a Pervert

Pussy: over-rated and under-nourished

pussy is not sacred.despite what your priest, your mother, your rabbi, your principle, your father, your sister, your brother, Your BFF or your guidance councilor want you to believe.ask any whore out there. They are the great sages of the human race… more »

1 2

August 2025
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
          1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31            
 << <   > >>

Capetonification

Meet Tony Conrad. Writer. (He thinks so) Capetonian. In a city of morally-challenged assholes, he just might be the biggest one. At least that's what his lady says. He's trying to change that. And failing... All Material is owned by the writer thereof, Tony Conrad Copyright © 2013

Search

Random photo

Mainest Good/Bad Guy ever: Naked Snake

  XML Feeds

Web Site Builder