Capetonification

I'd love to take credit for these, but it came to me via an email from somebody.
Some are old, the majority are lame, but there are one or two gems.
Work them into your vocabulary and seem smart and funny at the same time.
Or maybe you'll just be seen as a sad loser.
Only one way to find out.

New Words for 2011

TESTICULATING
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

BLAMESTORMING
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.

SALMON DAY
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM
An office filled with cubicles.

SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person...

SWAMP DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person..

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

OH-NO SECOND
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (e.g. You've just come inside that chick who wasn't on the pill).

MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

MYSTERY BUS....
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

TART FUEL
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.