Capetonification

Aaah.
Fuck me.
Feel so good right now. Double scotch and a bottle of Black label down my throat.
Sucking back on a second double on the rocks right now.
Just wrote a letter of resignation.
I'll tell you this, the last 300000 words I've typed, DID NOT FEEL THIS GOOD!
Who knew 75 words, strung together to form a formal 'Later Masturbator!' would feel so top notch?

SO here it is:

06 July 2011

Dear J--, J--- and S---,

Regretfully, I hereby tender my resignation.
It has been a fantastic learning experience and the last five years have shaped my character and outlook on life. I don’t necessarily know if it was an entirely good thing, but it doesn’t change the result.
I wish e-------- the greatest of success and luck in the future.
Thanks for the opportunity and keep in touch.
It’s been swell.

-Tony-

Fucking liberation, man.
Believe that.
Now do I have the balls to hand it over?