Tag: "vagina"

10/07/10

  02:32:08 pm, by   , 386 words  
Categories: Tales from a Pervert

Taming the cock

Do you know what the problem with humanity is?.........The cock.And I don't mean a rooster.I mean the awesome, well-cut, lady-pleasing appendage I am attached to.Don't get me wrong. I'm all for the MAN in MANkind, and I'm no Oprah Winfrey f… more »

04/15/10

  07:39:51 am, by   , 994 words  
Categories: Tales from a Pervert

Heat

the heat was making me crazy fucking nuts. I became short and sarcastic with Simone. the smallest shit irritated me. I could break a face for the tiniest infraction. I was grumpy, and not in the mood for anything. We were sitting at a restaurant, Simone… more »

03/29/10

  08:52:34 am, by   , 2054 words  
Categories: Tales from a Pervert

Fish Fingers

There were two six packs of Lion Lager, and a bottle of Olmeca Tequila between them. It had cost a lot, but then it had been worth it. This had been in the plans for a long time. Ryan and Conny had been looking forward to it like the coming of the Messia… more »
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Capetonification

Meet Tony Conrad. Writer. (He thinks so) Capetonian. In a city of morally-challenged assholes, he just might be the biggest one. At least that's what his lady says. He's trying to change that. And failing... All Material is owned by the writer thereof, Tony Conrad Copyright © 2013

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