Capetonification

Do you know what the problem with humanity is?
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The cock.
And I don't mean a rooster.
I mean the awesome, well-cut, lady-pleasing appendage I am attached to.
Don't get me wrong. I'm all for the MAN in MANkind, and I'm no Oprah Winfrey fan.
I say this because of one simple reason
We actually try think with the thing.
It's caused the destruction of Troy, sent that hapless couple to meet an early badly synchronized suicide
Broken hearts.
Broken bones.
orphaned children.
Destroyed souls.
And do we learn? No way.
We bump our heads every-fucking-day.
Sometimes we forget about it, and blood returns to our brains, and we get back to those commitments, back to the job, back to the people you love.
But when that purple-faced phallus catches a sniff of pussy, it's all out of the window again.
Don't even get me started on booze-fueled Grunt Hunts.
That shit gets down right nasty, and it's a story for another day, but allow me to take it as an example. Wait.
Does everyone here know what a Grunt Hunt is?
No?
Ok.
Let me explain.
Basically it's a pact made by a small group of similar aged men on the pre-flight check on a night out on the town.
It is stated, and agreed by all, that someone needs to score a chick.
The only rule is this: She must be ugly.
Fucked-in-the-face-by-a-bulldozer ugly. And Fat. Fat scores more points. And pimply pushes it to almost perfect.
Score the beast, and your the man.
It's a true test of character, determination, guts, will against natural instinct to bag the pretty chick.
So now we have that out of the way, we can continue with the point I was trying to make.

It is only this: Ladies, stay away from us. And particularly me. We're broken retarded man children.

Get some old dude. Some sixty-year old guy who's cock's fallen of from lack off use.
That guy will love you for you. Not for your tits. Or ass, or how tight your vagina feels, the stand-up 69 you can perform flawlessly night after night after night.
And that's true love.

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They've got cocks that won't fuck you around.